SCENE: "NAKED"
VERSION 02: 18.01.04
[currently scene 2]

The stage is pitch black. Out from the darkness a telephone rings.

[Answering machine]
WOMAN: Hi ... this is Me. I'm not here right now, so leave me a message.

MAN: There is a leak in the fabrick of things. I need to talk to you, but we can't use the usual channels. I want you to know that I was only trying to show them the truth. It's my fault. I didn't mean to hurt you. I didn't know the rules had changed.

The stage lights are brutally turned on. A naked man stands passively in the center of the court. A racket lies on the floor. A voice is heard over the PA system:

VOICE: OPEN YOUR MOUTH
STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE
YOU WEAR DENTURES?
LEMME SEE BOTH SIDES OF YOUR HANDS
PULL YOUR FORESKIN BACK
LIFT YOUR SACK
TURN AROUND
BEND OVER
SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS
BOTTOM OF YER FEET
GET DRESSED

The man listens passively and follows only the last instruction.